The Annual Outhouse Races in Northern Michigan


3000 People Watching the Outhouse Races!
3000 People Can't Be Wrong!
Here they are watching the Outhouse Races!

Photo from Patty the Painter
"Built like a brick shithouse" was 15 feet tall. They had to take down the starting line banner to get on the track but it collapsed before reaching the finish. this was the "1st Ever" race. Built like a brick shithouse!
Built like a brick shithouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Grass Hut Outhouse This "Grass Hut" Outhouse also had problems on the track. Patty believes this was the "2nd Ever".
Grass Hut Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
This is another view of the "Grass Hut" outhouse. Oh, Oh! Looks like it really had problems. It tipped over! Grass Hut Outhouse
Grass Hut Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
A Royal Flush Outhouse This was one of those unique entries. Rumor has it that many a high stakes poker game was played in the outhouse. Beer was brought in and the players never had to leave to go to the bathroom. Naturally, a royal flush took it all.
A Royal Flush Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Even the bankers get into the annual Outhouse Races!
After all, who wants to be a swine?
A Piggish Outhouse
A Piggish Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
You don't have to be a King to 
use this Outhouse You don't have to be a King to use this Outhouse. And look - the door doubles as the bridge across the moat!
You don't have to be a King to use this Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
"T's Looney Tunes" Outhouse usually wins the "Most Colorful" design award. I can see why. A Looney Tune's Outhouse
A Looney Tune's Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Back of the Looney Tune's Outhouse This is the back view of the Looney Tune's Outhouse. Note the handle so the pushers can push the Outhouse down Main Street.
Back of the Looney Tune's Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
This side view clearly shows the skis and the push bar handle to send the Outhouse on its way. Side View of the Looney Tune's Outhouse
Side View of the Looney Tune's Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Back View of the Baskin-Robbins 
ice cream Outhouse This entry is from Baskin-Robbins. It is the Ice Cream Outhouse. This specially built Outhouse traveled 450 miles from Trenton, Michigan. They bring a new design every year.
Back View of the Baskin-Robbins ice cream Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Ok. Here's the inside of the Outhouse from Baskin-Robbins! Take careful note of the items inside, especially the toilet paper. Inside the Baskin-Robbins Outhouse
Inside the Baskin-Robbins Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
The Trenary Wood Products Outhouse "Trenary Wood Products" was disqualified for "use of mules". It was built with real shingles and shakes, so it was very heavy.
The Trenary Wood Products Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Here is a clear shot showing the use of mules. The rules must state that the Outhouse must be pushed by people in the race. A mule pulling the Outhouse
A mule pulling the Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
A fine looking weathered Outhouse This outhouse was well constructed. It was made to have that well weathered look.
A fine looking "weathered" Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
This "Wausau Homes" Outhouse was made with real vinyl siding. A Wausau Homes Outhouse
A Wausau Homes Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Kurt's Place Outhouse from 
Cambridge, Wisconsin This Outhouse from Kurt's Place travels from Cambridge, Wisconsin every year. Come on, there's got to be a beer in here somewhere!
Kurt's Place Outhouse from Cambridge, Wisconsin
Photo from Patty the Painter
This is an authentic "stump" Outhouse. It was to be used as a deer blind after the race. I wonder if any deer ventured close? Authentic Stump Outhouse
Authentic Stump Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Wild West Wee Wee The "Wild West Wee Wee" had "Western" pushers. People dress the part to push often.
Wild West Wee Wee
Photo from Patty the Painter
Look! Here's one of the original "Pushers". The Trenary Tavern definitely gets my vote here. Note the person standing on the ladder. It looks like the official starting line and race starter. Wild West Wee Wee
Wild West Wee Wee
Photo from Patty the Painter
The Flower Potty The Munising Flower Shop had a very unique entry as shown here. I wonder if it smelled good? Don't forget; Many outhouses have flowers growing nearby.
The Flower Potty
Photo from Patty the Painter
"X-Mas to Toivo" was dedicated to the Outhouse Committee chairman - Toivo Aho. An Outhouse Wrapped up like a Gift
An Outhouse Wrapped Like a Gift
Photo from Patty the Painter
Definitely a Woman's Outhouse! Women; Use your imagination here. Now I didn't know that women had posters in their outhouses.
Definitely a Woman's Outhouse!
Photo from Patty the Painter
It looks innocent enough, doesn't it? The Women's Outhouse; Door Closed
The Women's Outhouse; Door Closed
Photo from Patty the Painter
The Troll Hole In my opinion, this is quite a unique outhouse. Even more unique is the inside as seen in the next picture.
The Troll Hole
Photo from Patty the Painter
As you can see here, the Troll Hole is a welcome place to fish from. You don't need to take a break from your fishing! Inside The Troll Hole
Inside The Troll Hole
Photo from Patty the Painter
Clark Kent's Outhouse! "Hello? Information? Can you give me the number of a...wow, it stinks in this booth! Even Clark Kent needs to go..."
Clark Kent's Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
This is undoubtedly the "Scratch 'n Sniff" Outhouse. What a concept! Scratch and Sniff Outhouse
Scratch and Sniff Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Whiskey Creek's Outhouse Whiskey Creek - We know their opinion!
Whiskey Creek's Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
The "Wedding Outhouse" has a real story. This couple met at the outhouse races (Feb. '95), got married after the following year's race, and had a baby the summer after the next race. The Wedding Outhouse
The Wedding Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
Log Hauling Semi Outhouse "Brian Hoy Trucking" fashioned his entry after his real log hauling semi. They were top finishers too!
Log Hauling Semi Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
"Len's Service" & Auto Body raced a Classic. A Classic Auto Body Outhouse
A Classic Auto Body Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
The Coop-Crappers Outhouse The "Co-op Crappers" enter every year. Could someone be inside? And what about that rope in the photo?
The Coop-Crappers Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
This is one of the Kid's entries -
The Privy-Pushin-Poop-Pilots.
The Privy-Pushin-Poop_Pilots Outhouse
The Privy-Pushin-Poop_Pilots Outhouse
Photo from Patty the Painter
The Crowd at the Outhouse Races These next two pictures show the crowd at Da Turd Ever Outhouse Races. There were an estimated 2500 - 3000 people lined up along the small Main Street.
The Crowd at the Outhouse Races
Photo from Patty the Painter
The weather was beautiful for
the 1997 Annual Outhouse Races.
Another shot of the Crowd
Another shot of the Crowd
Photo from Patty the Painter
Where is this event held? Trenary, Michigan the last weekend of February. Isn't it amazing the creativity people have used! Every year there is something new.
Back to the '6th ever' coming up in 1999. It is always the last Saturday in February. Trenary is by Munising, 28 miles Southwest to be exact. And, we do have one motel, but you're right, it is booked up for that weekend over a year in advance. The great thing about Trenary is this; you can drive only about 30 miles and be in Marquette or Escanaba. There are a lot of places to stay in those towns.
What else can you see in the images shown? Many times a photo is worth a thousand words and I've only elaborated with a few so here is your chance to add some "color commentary" to my collection. If your addition is worthy, you will find the quote added on the Comments to the Curator page. You can use Email to respond.

Have you seen all the Outhouses yet?

Return to the Outhouse Tour by clicking HERE!
Stamp here to "dump" mail to the official Outhouse Curator...

Return to my home page...
Copyright © 1998-2001
This Home Page was created on November 17, 1998
Most recent revision March 4, 2001